Earlier today RIAA spokesperson Amy Charter confirmed rumors that pop artist Britney Spears was in negotiations to become a power noise act because of the poor .mp3 quality on extremely high frequency samples.
"We believe that by causing the .mp3 files to be much larger than they would otherwise be we will cause consumers to think twice before downloading"
When asked about the public acceptance of Ms. Spears adding clanking machinery and polyrhythmic noise loops to her tracks Amy Charter responded "Oh yeah, like the average consumer cares about quality. I mean, if they had half a clue they wouldn't be listening to Britney Spears in the first place. Hey, is that a tape recorder? It's recording? You [deleted] [deleted] mother [deleted] [deleted] [deleted]!"
When asked for comment on her new musical direction Mr. Spears said, "Like, I'm going to get to kiss Madonna in this, like, totally underground club. It'll be so cool!"
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(yes it's satire)
Posted by matt at November 23, 2003 11:33 PM