Today I ran into a guy named Phoenix who spent half an hour explaining that grays were friendly, (even if they were somewhat upset about having lost an entire crew to the dissections) and that the UFOs where powered by magnetic fields that are adjusted to balance against gravity.
This was followed by a trip to a coffee shop that was out of cups in any size but small, and finding a guy selling poodle shaped bonsai out of his yard.
I feel like I need a weirdness bingo card ("Ooo! All I need is to run into a transvestite dwarf and I win!").
Posted by matt at September 11, 2004 08:12 PMThat's a great idea! I think it should be by city, so the LA card isn't the same as the NYC card. We each have our different brands of crazy, I think. You're more likely to see the dwarf transvestite in LA, but more likely to see the woman playing conga drums singing that she's homeless and loves Jesus in NYC.
Posted by: Naomi at September 23, 2004 11:42 AM