Just to show that I'm against both parties[0] here are a few last minute campaign slogans for George W. Bush.
George W. Bush: 4 more years of the iron fist of liberty!
George W. Bush: You forgot Poland.
George W. Bush: Kinder, gentler, policies in the face of an impending fascist Russia.
George W. Bush: Preventing proliferation by making other countries giggle at the work "nyukuler"
George W. Bush: Because you know you want to see the twins on a leash.
--
[0] I view our government as something that needs to be there in order to make our society work. Someday there will be a better system that'll replace our currently one, but for now I'll participate and generally support the Democrats because they seem to produce less evil.
Posted by matt at September 30, 2004 08:43 PM